Whether a tree falls to the south or to the north, in the place where it falls, there will it lie

Received this in an email. Thought it was funny. Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is an exciting program. I’ll explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. [...]

It looks like that whole economic bailout plan is starting to show some of its fruits. Now, I can have more money insured! Gee, I certainly feel safer, and I’m not worried at all about putting money in the bank. Now if I could only find about $250,000 to put into my savings account to [...]